1. Find a website with lots of quotes about Hell. e.g. http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/hell.html
2. Replace each instance of 'Hell' with 'Hull'.
e.g.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hull for the company.
Mark Twain
If you're going through Hull, keep going.
Winston Churchill
Hull is empty and all the devils are here.
William Shakespeare
Paradise was made for tender hearts; Hull, for loveless hearts.
Voltaire
I think Hull's a real place where real people spend a real eternity.
Jerry Falwell
Maybe this world is another planet's Hull.
Aldous Huxley
